One of my guilty pleasures is Tweeting. I follow a lot of other people who spend time tossing around thoughts and amusing observations via Tweet as well. I thought it would be fun to grab my personal Top-10 Tweets from this past year and post those.
Limited to 140 characters….here is some of the fun I had tweeting this year…
10 – The characters & events depicted in these tweets are fictional. Any similarity to…wait…strike that…if I know you…you’re fair game!!!
9 – I’m amused when my sarcasm is vague (or brilliant) enough that it’s mistaken for my actual thoughts
8 – Topic: Curling is most definitely a sexy sport! Discuss…
7 – Hope….the wellspring of freedom….the cornerstone of faith….the beginnings of change.
6 – This was on my neighbors car, a scotch taped note….Single, Lonely & Lookin’ (the # is blurred to protect….someone) http://ow.ly/i/6gzy
5 – Do my kids play sports? Not so much! Those Allen kids are only adept at catching sarcastic nuance and the occasional virus.
4 – Tonight I watched Whale Wars & was totally disappointed…no ‘army whales’ or whales battling…just some Captain Ahab guy chasing icebergs
3 – Overheard at the restaurant tonight (Ex-Wife saying goodbye to Ex-Husband after a drink): “I’d sleep with you, but I really need to leave.”
2 – In this world you may be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. For years I’ve tried smart…I recommend pleasant – Elwood P Dowd
1 – It may not be politically correct…but I have it on good authority that Polar Bear is delicious http://ow.ly/i/5JfI
DO YOU TWEET? WHAT WERE YOUR TOP-10 TWEETS OF 2010?